Tornado Science per Dale Gribble

Tornado level 2 on the Fujisaki Scale will send an egg through a barn door. Two barn doors if one of them is open. Level 3 will send an egg through a brick wall. Tornado chasers call it "Humpty's Revenge." Tornado time is like the end of days. The soft shall be blasted through the hard. The chaos shall descend on the well organized. And the strongest of men shall become like a woman of average strength.